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Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
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10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to
continue"
9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.
8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee
maker.
7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA
1-900 phone number.
6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's
computers to keep their system running.
5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper
driver cannot be found"
4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life
support, the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.
3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the
CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.
2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.
And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....
1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg
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