netjeff.com Humor collection What cultural generation are you?

If you answer mostly A, you're a pre-boomer.
If you answer mostly B, you're a Baby-Boomer.
If you answer mostly C, you're in Generation X.
If you answer mostly D, you're in Generation Y.

1) Who is the ideal figure of motherhood?
     A - Eleanor Roosevelt.
     B - June Cleaver.
     C - Mrs. Brady.
     D - Marge Simpson.

2) What did you want to be when you grew up?
     A - A parent.
     B - A social worker.
     C - A millionaire.
     D - A cyberpunk.

3) Music should be...
     A - Melodic and romantic.
     B - Psychadellic.
     C - A mechanism for social commentary.
     D - Annoying to your parents.

4) Sex is for...
     A - Married couples who want to start families.
     B - Anybody who is in love.
     C - Anybody who is wearing proper protection.
     D - Anybody who's parent's aren't around.

5) The scariest moment in film history was...
     A - When the mummy rose from his tomb.
     B - When the Blob chased Steve McQueen.
     C - When the alien burst from the man's chest.
     D - When when ticket prices rose to $8.

6) The most inspiring American is...
     A - Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt.
     B - John F. Kennedy.
     C - Ronald Reagan.
     D - Bart Simpson

7) I expect my retirement to be...
     A - The golden years when I can look back on a happy, fufilling life.
     B - An opportunity to finally write my novel.
     C - An agonizing slide into abject poverty.
     D - A daily struggle to survive in a horribly polluted world.

8) America is becoming...
     A - More impersonal.
     B - More frightening.
     C - More expensive.
     D - More bogus.

9) The American Dream is...
     A - A family and house with a two-car garage.
     B - Peace & Happiness.
     C - Winning the lottery.
     D - Touring with Green Day.

10) My college major was...
     A - Engineering.
     B - Philosophy.
     C - Business.
     D - Uhhhh.  What?

11) A good meal would be...
     A - Meat and potatoes.
     B - Vegetarian macrobiotic.
     C - From a drive-up window.
     D - Slim Jim's and Skittles.

12) My favorite footwear is...
     A - Sears & Roebuck.
     B - Birkenstock.
     C - Timberland.
     D - Air Walk.

13) I learned to drive behind the wheel of a...
     A - '53 Packard.
     B - '61 VW.
     C - '78 Pinto.
     D - Sega.

14) The "woman"...
     A - Liz Taylor.
     B - Marilyn Monroe.
     C - Madonna.
     D - Tonya Harding

15) The "man"...
     A - Cary Grant.
     B - Elvis Presely.
     C - Mel Gibson.
     D - The Fresh Prince.

16) Lost idol...
     A - James Dean.
     B - Jim Morrison.
     C - Kurt Cobain.
     D - Beavis.

17) My generation's most unhealthy habit...
     A - Smoking.
     B - Smoking pot.
     C - Smoking crack.
     D - Moshing.

18) Fashion accessory best forgotten...
     A - Sans-A-Belt.
     B - Bell bottoms.
     C - Skinny ties.
     D - Ridiculiously baggy pants.

19) The best way to spend a weekend is...
     A - Put-Put Golfing.
     B - Non-Violent Protesting.
     C - Mountain biking.
     D - Internet surfing.

20) I remember where I was when...
     A - The Japanese surrendered.
     B - John F. Kennedy was shot.
     C - John Lennon was shot.
     D - O.J. took a drive.

21) Life changing movie...
     A - East of Eden.
     B - Easy Rider.
     C - Star Wars.
     D - Forrest Gump.

22) Life-changing novel...
     A - Catcher in the Rye.
     B - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
     C - Bright Lights Big City.
     D - Thrasher Magazine.

23) Sports hero...
     A - Babe Ruth.
     B - O.J. Simpson.
     C - Michael Jordan.
     D - O.J. Simpson.

24) Celebrity my generation would rather not claim...
     A - Joe McCarthy.
     B - Barry Manilow.
     C - Vanilla Ice.
     D - Barney.

25) Computers are...
     A - Frightening and disconcerning.
     B - Complicated.
     C - Part of life.
     D - My only link to the outside world.

26) The father is the one who...
     A - Brings home the bacon.
     B - Is attuned to his sensitive side.
     C - Left years ago.
     D - Donated at the sperm bank.

27) My after-college plans...
     A - Work hard to help build a strong America.
     B - Dodge the draft.
     C - Open a bar.
     D - What?

28) My generation's most annoying fad is...
     A - Nuclear testing.
     B - Bell Bottoms.
     C - Body piercing.
     D - Teen pregnancy.

29) The voice of my generation...
     A - Walter Cronkite.
     B - Bob Dylan.
     C - Eddie Vedder.
     D - Butthead.

30) My generation's biggest fear is...
     A - Heart disease.
     B - Getting older.
     C - Old people.
     D - Things that suck

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