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Santa Claus is coming to Unix 

better watchout
better !cry
better !pout
lpr why
santaclaus (northpole )town

cat )list /etc/passwd
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep )nogiftlist naughty list
grep )giftlist nice list
santaclaus (northpole )town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad|good
for (goodness sake) {be good}
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