Ad: netjeff recommends
rShopping
app for Android, for your shopping list needs.
|
Lesser Known Elements of the Periodic Table
|
Element : WOMAN
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : 120 (more or less)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at
nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if not well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong
affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amount of
exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a
better specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
disintegration of wealth. Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
- + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - +
Element : MAN
Symbol : XY
Common Name(s) : Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
Atomic Weight : 180+/-100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily
gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples
are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh
samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it
can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a
prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with
alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good
samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly
decomposes and begins to smell.
Humor collection