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Note: This is an (allegedly) exact replication of National Public Radio
(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald
who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military
installation.
INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach
these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting.
INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to
be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how, ... we will be teaching them proper
rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm.
INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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