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Top 9 Fun Things to do Aboard the Enterprise

9.  Skeet shooting shuttlecraft

8.  Plugging Nintendo cartridges into Data

7.  Giving Worf a nuggie

6.  Ordering a pizza from Domino's, then going 30 minutes into the  
    future just to piss them off (ha ha, free pizza!)    
    (well, not anymore. . .)

5.  Secretly replacing the Dilithium crystals with new Folger's crystals

4.  Reprogramming the computer to play the theme to "Jeopardy" during  
    the self-destruct sequence

3.  Watching Captain Picard do his Mr. Clean Impression

2.  Calling down to the transporter room, asking if they've beamed  
    aboard Prince Albert in a can

And the number one fun thing to do aboard the Starship Enterprise . . .

1.  Tribble sex

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