netjeff.com Humor collection Seven Annoying Film Conventions

 
 1. Man, women, running and doing quite nicely until man grabs women's
    hand, whereupon their speed halves and they stumble about a lot.
 2. Man, woman, spend all night bonking. When its time to get up they
    suddenly go all coy, and start wrapping sheets round themselves.
 3. Thunder cracking and lightning flashing simultaneously
 4. Man returns to car and gets in, forgetting to unlock the door.
 5. VDU which displays text slowly, letter by letter, and makes a
    little noise for each one.
 6. Computers which spontaneously become self-aware.
 7. Venture into deep, dark horrible places without turning on the
    lights. Even when they're able to.

netjeff.com Humor collection Seven Annoying Film Conventions